This is a major reason I must restrain myself from becoming too successful. I know that with unlimited funds and authority, I would become a monster. I cringe to think what my riders would become and how much fun the Smoking Gun would have. I'd be crying somewhere about feeling attacked by throngs of Internet…

Seems to be only people who receive comp tickets.

That is of course what I meant, with a deep and abiding affection in my tone.

That was really sweet! Thought it was the US Navy at first and got a knot in my stomach thinking of how much trouble these sailors were going to get into after this, but then realized it's the Royal Navy and they have a sense of humor and . . . perspective.

Were you a fan of the Sirius radio show? I was. I miss it. I only like Rosie in that context and I am still very sad about Tracy and Wyatt and all the other kids. You think they moved back to Texas or are still on the compound?

We had our daughter convinced that we adopted her from her monkey mom, but we love her anyway. She is so cute asking about her monkey mom sometimes and when she's bad, she begs us not to send to back to the zoo.

V!! When I was a kid, I remember trying to get a clear glimpse of each pregnant woman's neck to make sure she was going to have a human baby and not a lizard baby. Remember that green mark the girl had on V?

Salads and sandwiches are both like that in my opinion. Always better when someone else makes it.

Mmmm! I'd like a go at the Rock's smooth, perfect balls any day!

I fourth this bra! I'm a 38DDD and LOVE this bra. I alternately wear a 40DD or 38DD, depending on how much movement I can withstand, but it's amazing!

Okay, I almost cried when I saw the lovely Irish Car Bomb and Dirty Martini die. They died. They died instead of being poured into my mouth.

That is a kick ass name, Frieda Wipperfurther. I imagine she took no nonsense and made a mean apfelstrudel.

How else would I get egg shell in mine each and every time I've eaten one despite my only eating one once every five years?

I prefer to think that Ms. Meyer is Mormon-implying that Bella is shaving her kitty in prep for the fucking.

I found the same to be true and was so surprised! I thought the pinker bits would hurt more, but it was definitely the mons.

Another full-lipped sis! I was little in the '80s and my mother had the perfect '80s mouth that was super in style...thin-ish and perfect peaks. I felt all sloppy and gross because my lips were so full and then along comes the full lip trend and I AM FINALLY AMAZING! Only bad thing is people just assume they're…

Well then, allow me share my brag...I've met him too! Unfortunately, it was not a social thing, I went to see one of his spoken word shows and was invited backstage (not by him, by the promoter or something) and got to meet him. Got a nice hug and drenched with his sweat. That guy sweats like an animal when onstage.

That's my favorite "Anne" book in the series. I've always felt so much closer to the soldiers of WWI because of that book. It's a beautiful book.

"Dahdee, I went weewee in me britches!"

Me too! The public barfing stories I mean. I don't really have period stories that compare to those here, but I have spectacular vomit stories!