Thanks!

Thank you! This is so true.

Anyone know if this destroys your lips like most color stain items do? I have super dry lips and when I've used them (stuff like Tarte, BeneTint, etc.), they peel and crack for weeks afterward.

I'd replace Gay with Taken. See my husband. :)

I LOVE that call. Especially because he was a cop, wasn't he? "Everything is moving so slowly...I think we're dead..."

Oh no! I said that based on nothing but the crusty characters he play, like in Dead Like Me and Homeland. Did not mean to insinuate that I had any knowledge of his real life attitude toward it. Love Mandy Patinkin!

You know he stares icy cold daggers at people who come up to him quoting, "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Instead of a kick, it's a terrified scream with accompanying face of horror.

You can donate the bras. Soma Intimates (and probably some other places) will take them for you. I know it sounds weird, but there's a need.

Yeah, there are.

As a toothy American with a large mouth, I found that photo somewhat unnerving. People don't usually smile like that naturally.

I completely agree! These are the shoes I've been wearing for the past 1.5 years now.

Have any of you seen/used these Dior Backstage Eyeliners?

"What...L's?"

I concur. I left the same recommendation in the other Revlon eye pencil post, but the Revlon Colorstay Liquid Eye Pen is the best!

I never knew what my hair type was called, I had one person say it was coarse because it's so thick, but I knew it wasn't because it's fine and flat and can get body if I use the right product. I always just called it "high thread count" hair. :)

I know! I ended up having to try liquid, even though I have a less than steady hand, because I wanted wings and those are virtually impossible with pencil. So cool and you look like a proper grown up with sophisticated make up.

These are my two favorite eyeliners that are easy to use. I use each regularly, but the Revlon one is much less expensive and, in reality, just as good as the Hourglass one in staying power.

I get what you're saying and I agree. Although it seems this writer is just trying to show the funny side of pregnancy and kids, she goes a little overboard on the negative aspects that yeah, not all of us experience.

Or how she's wandering the streets of LA, asking random men to marry her so her poor baby will be fatherless no more.