Are the rest of you waiting to find out when Baby Morrissey makes her debut? Each time I don't see Tracie's byline for a couple hours, I think it's time.

Jedashde or gee-DASH-dee

Yeah, but his twin is the ugly one.

Private island, kids who speak French, wine...

I beg to diffah.

It was so fun to figure out what they said. They started doing the thing where they moved them to some other page where you could still go and read them, but now they're gone gone. My curiosity now has to remain unsated.

Or Jermajesty.

For those who were terrified by this article, please know it's not that bad. I had a vaginal delivery and did wish for about four days that I didn't have to deal with anything in the vulva region. I didn't want to pee and was terrified at the thought of pooping, but then it got better.

Do you think it's a loosening of the vag or what? My husband bottoms out too (not pleasant at all) and I don't remember if he did as much before I was pregnant/had the child. If it's me, I wonder if more kegels or benwa balls would help, but I suspect it's him. He has been taking better care of himself and quit…

My husband was heartbroken also. I didn't watch Spartacus, but he took the cancer and now Andy's death really hard. Maybe it's because they're the same age and he really admired him on the show.

Yeah, it should be in all her contracts that she wears that green dress in every single movie. Never has she been more beautiful.

I had HUGE cravings for mountains of fresh/steamed veggies during the first half of my pregnancy, like seriously daydreaming about them. I obviously needed them and so that made sense. But then after that, I craved lemons (ate them until my dentist told me it was a bad idea for the enamel on my teeth) and vinegar…

I snapped a pic for you. I love Black Honey and actually need to buy a new tube. Sorry for the attempt-to-remain-anonymous blur.

You work at Sephora?? You are a goddess. One of my best friends' best friend's sister-in-law was semi-recently hired in Sephora's marketing or PR department. I don't care where at Sephora someone works, I will never be over the envy I feel. Stupid office job.

Yeah, these prices are totally reasonable for not-too-cheap-looking costumes. The kid wants to be a vampire, Michael Jackson, Hello Kitty, or a Jedi for Halloween. Anyone know of a good Hello Kitty costume that I don't have to make? I don't having the crafty talents.

Mmm! Nothing hotter than a latina with molé on her boob!

Even though Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock were a thing a few years ago? Do you remember that? I didn't, until I read it somewhere the other day.

Based on my knowledge of the male population and their spank banks, I figure about 60 to 80%* of the men I run into on a daily basis likely use me as fodder. It's not a compliment to me, it's any and all of us. I know it, they know it, I just don't think about it and would not want to be thanked.

I don't understand why it's "understood" that Khloe must have body issues. (I don't watch the show, so don't know if it's an issue on the show that she's admitted to.) She is 5'10" and is on the thin side. I'm sure being compared to your petite sisters gets tiresome, but it's fantastic to be tall, nay, statuesque!

I feel like anything above the 70s at Disneyland is too hot because you have to spend so much time standing in line in direct sun, especially if you wear that much make up. Although I'm sure these two big names don't have to wait in line like the rest of us plebs!