Larry King has never resembled Mr. Burns as much as he does in that photo.

That is EXACTLY what I was imagining! haha Her 3-D tv turned on the Disney channel, a pile of upside down scripts, and her posing for her life with her chest heaving from the run.

I just did that too! The waterproof version is from the devil. I stopped using it after three applications when I couldn't wash it off and my eyelashes started to feel like old spider legs.

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This is just unbearable! It's been on my FB for three days now, so I watched it with a cold-as-steel heart and STILL, I melted and started cooing. I am not a coo-er.

I agree with you and should add to my own endorsement that I use this for volume and not for length. I am regularly asked if I'm wearing falsies too, which seems like a good problem to have, but it makes it difficult when looking for mascaras that add volume and not much length. It's not cool when your eyelashes stick…

That was always my favorite (at least since the MAC store guy recommended it to me), but it started seeming to dry out or not last as long is recent years. I've since switched to LashBlast and love it. The rigid brush helps eliminate clumps.

That was a great show! We went to a TV taping for it when I was in school. No idea what grade, but I feel like it was maybe sixth grade.

Yeah, who eats six brownies you find in your friend's refrigerator anyway? Who eats SIX brownies?

I don't know, seems like there'd have to be a handful or two coming out of China or India, just by the numbers. I mean, obvs they don't worship the true God, but he's got to extend a little mercy, right?

If it's not on Twitter, it's not happening.

6:00pm in all time zones, so yeah, we'll know ahead of time as half the planet will have already been affected by the time it reaches the States.

Unless you're really into nipples...mmmm...only an inch between hot lip action and hot nipple action...

Now I don't want to do yoga for fear this will happen! Although I've heard passing gas is a common happening in yoga studios.

SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE that the story triggered this memory for you. I'm astounded! This makes me gleeful and really squicked out at the same time. I don't know whether to celebrate you or apologize for all us older sisters...probably both.

Based on the Big Five, my husband and I are terrible people and we're very well matched. Ah well, we shall go live on an island and be happy.

I should probably clarify that I'm Latina. I seriously dated Latino, Chinese, and White men and ended up marrying a white man and we've made a golden beige baby of now and the future.

This is much the same reason I didn't marry a Latino or Hispanic man, the machismo of the culture is too much to deal with. Of course not to say all Latino/Hispanic men have the macho attitude, but it's pervasive enough that the handful I dated all panned out that way.

Frisco, TX, where this In-n-Out has opened.

You and I, we see eye to eye.