Down and back, naturally.

OVER!! I am passionate about this and go out of my way to switch your roll.

A prison toilet? The sink/toilet mashup.

I...think you mean a Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim game...hahahaha...just kidding. That name, so funny still.

That invite looks like a DIY from Target. Maybe she's a frugal gal and that's part of her charm?

M. Scott Cannon, not too bad for a prez. Good thing his middle name isn't Hussein though, right? Can you imagine? Whew! Dodged a...oh wait.

Oh man, she's going to be so sorry if she ever sees this idea! "Mari" with a trilled R is such a great nickname too.

Aw, sorry. :( The good thing is, not everyone pays attention to what Mariah Carey named her child and you can feign ignorance if someone does mention her.

Don't forget, she won't have to walk anywhere. From heated SUV to door and back, that's it.

I usually chalk it up to greedy developers, especially for houses built before 2006. Bare minimum of space between houses, which I think is 10 feet, five on either side.

I am from the land of the McMansion in Southern California and own a 3500 square foot house. The furniture stores here sell oversized furniture to cater to these suburban neighborhoods. It's not impossible to clean a house of this size, even without help, especially since many people don't have enough family to fill…

These are excellent for highlighting hard-earned cankles or just giving the impression thereof, especially from the back. Awesome.

Any Sandra Bullock resemblance?

They're here. All the cuties are here in Southern California. I can't escape them.

Easter Sunday, nothing was open, and my bf and I were driving from gas station to gas station looking for a three pack because we couldn't afford any more. Another time, I took one from my dad's bureau, which is in itself a bit disgusting.

The audacity of that. I don't know why it floored me, but it did. Who spares Jill Zarin a thought without provocation, really?

This is a great idea. I think sometimes you feel pretty isolated in your period. I didn't have a lot of girlfriends and wasn't entirely comfortable talking about it with my mother. These make it seem more fun and like because they're marketing to you specifically, you know that all the other girls around you are…

Housewives' Kelly's tweet seems like she's sending a very subtle hint that Jill did indeed get a nose job. I see a wink accompanying that "not." Alas, even that level of bald-faced subtlety is likely out of her grasp. She is so very artless after all.

They've been doing this since they launched the new suck design. They're tricking us to drum up page views.

Me too! But I know the reason for my wishes—I had three brothers and they always got the plum parts, while I was stuck with Lea or the lame women from Indiana Jones. They got to run around fighting, while I sat on the swing set waiting to be saved.