Picture of politeness, although it's terribly bold of me to say so. All the years of my subscription to Victorian Living (or whatever it was called, I seem to have forgotten) has finally paid off. My parents were so tolerant of my Victorian geekiness.

You know they'd just tie it aliens and the nazis.

My daughter parrots "I'm a lawyer!" and "Call it, friend-o," neither of which I'm proud of.

I get unbelievably jealous when I see the "Your Baby Can Read" commercials and just tell myself that even if these kids can read now, it'll all even out eventually when they're seven or something.

Not a particularly interesting comment on my part, but that is so sweet.

I'm a faithful listener too and noticed something was off, but it never occurred to me. Although she did mention the other day that she wasn't going to discuss personal things when she was on the Joy Behar show. I want to gossip about this so badly, but have no one to discuss this with but you apparently! Guess no…

Aww, damn you! I'd forgotten all about those and now am missing them too. Most of the fun of watching Big Love was reading all the intelligent commentary and analysis of other Jezzies.

The prices listed are pretty reasonable if you do a search online for laptop bags. Many of them are in the higher three figures because they're leather or designer. Plus something that is designed to carry and protect something of value has to be strong and well made.

I've been suspecting the same thing for a few weeks now. This IS the same group of women, right? It's just so funny how predictable the about face is, which is completely the reason the women who actually want to remain child free get the amused smiles, not because they don't mean it and may actually stick to their…

@Ding-Dang: I feel you. I cannot even fathom how someone can browse movie titles, while on a cellphone asking someone else if they've seen this or that and their opinion of it, with five people standing in line behind them with movies to return and still call themselves a human being.

@SpasticFurchild: You can tell because the LVs are upside down on the other arm.

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: A little less sexist and little more racist: [en.wikipedia.org]

@jlpwjh4l: Oh god, I know. The part where he's "practicing" with the kid in the bathroom made me make some sort of horrid howl and I almost threw up.

@pantsless: Damn right! What can we complain about with our perfect climate?

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Me too. A few of my mom friends are getting their kids signed up with agencies and the kids are darn cute, but doesn't feel right to me. But then I also believe normal humans don't need to be on TV, especially reality TV.

@Almost Like Loving: Totally.

@BreeDMN: THAT is exactly what I had in mind. Wow.

@vox_rowan: I always wonder, as a see garish gold-plated palaces of the rich, does your taste change because of your new peer group? Like maybe your old tastes of beautiful simple wood goes out the door because the new crowd looks down on it and you feel the pressure to add a little silk, gold, and Louis XIV to your…

@lurkerbynature: I thought there'd be some labia chewing appearing somewhere in this article also.

@mishmisha: True story: I broke down in tears when a cashier gave me the wrong change back, shorted me $14 and denied it, and I called my mother! She got my change back for me and I went on my pregnant way. And I was 26 and married.