@buckets226: I did too. It came on last night and I asked my husband what show this was, thinking it was a parody of some sort. Disgusting and not Luvs and this are connected in my mind and it's not a good thing. Nice job, marketing.

@cinnatron: No wonder everyone thinks I'm a standoffish bitch! That, and I am.

@JoliePolie: Too late to correct my mistake, but apparently I have yummy food on the head...I mean Calabrese, not Caprese.

@anteup lost her pizazz: Yes!! I want to know that they are getting married and having lots of half Caprese, half Sicilian babies. I tried doing some research on it last night, but nothing.

@Catladypants: Or if you were feeling really crazy, a town spelling bee! Go Pa!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I'll bet she would have been more into sex had she caught the super sexy Cap Garland instead...and if he hadn't died young and been an amalgamation of some other guys.

@miggery sow: That sucks. I'm sorry you have people in your life who think it's their business to inform you of their preferences on how your body should look.

@arbarrtheaardvark: Hit the brakes!! I read your comment about five minutes ago, went on with my business, and then realized, the woman ruined TWO shirts with taco grease? Was she wearing them? Was she in the food court and used her shopping back as a plate? So many questions!

@frankie22: Yeah, remember on the Girls Next Door when he'd have old man parties? I think the classic movie nights were when he'd invite the olds over. Usually old men, NOT old women...the only older woman he ever deigns to speak with are his assistant or those stunted ex-playmates who act jealous of the young…

So this Tom Ford, different guy in profile than head on, huh?

@ktgrrl: Shit. I didn't realize my family was supposed to have a cohesive image. I wonder if there's a website where I can browse possible themes.

@Almost Like Loving: Yeah, I think those of us born late '70s/early '80s are the ones having kids right now (thus all the '80s nostalgia items and '90s nostalgia fashion), but we're on the cusp of not setting the parents-of-young-kid fashions anymore either.

@Princess Adora aka She-ra: He's taking exception with the use of "across" instead of "around." The world is round. Quibbling.

She is my exact opposite.

@LutherNipperkin: Oh god, TA-CKY! What's next, a cash bar?

I like the one where Khloe's butt is glowing and seems to be establishing its presence in the Kardashian Klan.

@messybessy: Me too!! My mother was beautiful in the '80s and wore red lipstick and angora sweaters that are very Angelina Jolie-ish. How funny!

@yeahisaidit: Until one of the editors has a child. It'll change eventually.

@applejacks: I thought it was some sort of publishing slang for editing.

Wait, is Steve-O at his nana's house or a B&B or a country kitchen for breakfast?