I am working up the nerve to look at the pics and read the stories. Seriously, I've jumped in, read the comments, and keep almost scrolling up to the stories, but I just haven't gotten there yet.

@The Lonely Tourist: If you've had the tacos, you've had the nachos. Just a different configuration.

What's really odd is that sometimes that aggression and inability to realize you're being rejected works out somewhat for them, at least temporarily.

I just remembered my metal Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox! It was kindergarten, so...1984. I loved that lunchbox so hard. I'm still upset with myself for moving along to the "cool new" plastic Popples lunchbox the year after only to have it stolen anyway.

@Na zdrowie: Yes. A few years ago I was at Hallmark and found some SSC scented stickers. I HAD to buy them, I was instantly taken to my early childhood.

@resplendent.bitch: That's a fantastic meme for prostate cancer awareness! And so many men would be so scared to use it, but the brave would.

@Tulills: I have been wondering the same thing as I try to use "secondhand embarrassment" to convey the feeling.

I can't wait to be 55 and join the Red Hat Society. Those crazy ladies and their clashing red and purple crammed into convertibles in our small-town parades!

@you_let_him_go_in_the_sun: Me too!! I was very sad to realize it was a woman.

I pretty much want them all, with the exception of the one on Gabrielle Dompe.

@simmerdonna: When I was single and would go to buy a car, I'd wear a plain silver band on my left hand. Then when I was feeling too much pressure, I'd fiddle with my ring and say, "I don't know...I have to talk to my husband."

Miles. :(

@snapoversteer fronts the prog-rock band Camber Tweel: Never. They never get in car accidents. You didn't know that?

Every single person I've ever personally known who has gone to Burning Man has gotten in a car accident on the way home.

@mass romantic: I hope Jesus uses FB or how will he know? Will he know how many people Like him? Oh god...I hope Jesus uses Twitter. What if he has more followers than Lady Gaga and no one knows?

@Failsafe: Oh we do too! Just this weekend, I finally reached the implementation portion of my Strategy for Not Fighting When We Are Hungry (SNFWWAH for short), and when the bickering started, I said, "Stop! We haven't eaten! No more words until we food is in our sights."

@hughman: Yeah, unless she has to chew it for him and regurg into his mouth, I'm not seeing it. Grab a roll or something.

What the fuck? My husband pulls this too. He needs to eat at certain times of the day, but will let them just pass on by if I don't remember and complain about feeling sick. I don't understand a grown man who can usually fend for himself, but who cannot manage to have a snack or fix a sandwich on Saturday and Sunday.

@msmoneypenny: Don't forget the arduous workout of running after your two year old.

@Brownh0rnet: "Oh! This is being televised?!"