@m.e. stijl: The hypersensitivity of the commenters, and sometimes the writers, on this site is spectacular. Just make it a game and be glad you're a well-balanced person who can recognize the value of intent and effort.

I was discussing this juicy item of gossip and was directed to another site where a commenter mentioned that the "nephew" could very well be her nephew. Supposedly her brother is in a long term relationship or married to a black woman and the family has shunned him for it. Teresa does not acknowledge her brother's…

@laurosaur: Congrats, I'm sitting in my office, mouthing "woman...women...woman...whoa man!"

I see nothing wrong with this. And for once all the awkward, inconvenient, old-fashioned methods are all the things I have tried and hate. I've been doing the camisole/tank thing lately and what a pain that is.

All that house and still no counter space? Did I miss a piece of kitchen?

Oh. I'd better tell my super masculine, sexy, former-Marlboro Man husband that he's dead.

@WillHookforChipotle: I don't think we'd be discussing it at all if it weren't for those two conditions.

@miriamcelia: Me too. Once at a big party, my b/f and I snuck upstairs and he was pounding me on top of an old trunk when our host walked in. He wasn't upset, he just wanted to know why we couldn't do it with everyone watching.

I got caught by our housekeeper when I was about 11. I was lying on my bed with a floor fan hitting me because it was really hot and the fan covered the sounds of her walking toward my room.

Ponch and John.

It's called pressing your lips together.

Match.com was fun. I was never single and always wanted a chance to date online and finally did. It was great. Yes, there were weirdos and creeps, but I ended up meeting the best man in the whole world on there and married him.

@Squabble: And that solved that.

@teachermama: My blonde-ish employee made a joke about it yesterday to explain why she didn't understand something.

@CherryBerry: I too am a Calibri girl, nay Calibri Woman. It makes my oh-so-important memos and emails seem so very commanding and no nonsense.

cengagebrain.com allows you to rent by the chapter. I've used it and it comes close to Chegg prices and is really good if you'll need limited sections of the book.

@Piercedangel: I too was raised JW. I sort of go the other way. I see no importance in birthdays and it bugs me when grown-ass people (usually men) think they deserve special treatment because they happened to be born that day.

@Ri_L is Team Squidward: I wear mine all the time. It's good to vacuum while wearing a tiara. I manage to wear a tiara any time that I can and I wholeheartedly urge all of my friends to wear them too. Tiaras make otherwise sane people giggly and happy.

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am an old now, so I had to urban dictionary it. It's Can't Answer, Text Me.

I feel like I just went on a car ride through Crazy Town reading those Mimi Cheese tweets.