@BestEuphemismEver: That's why the title seemed really familiar! I think my mother and I read that book.

@MelissaMahoney Misses MizJenkins: It's not funny but it is! I was thinking, "mmm, chocolate" and the color didn't even occur to me.

@TopLevelExecutive: I think Barton declined, but Lively accepted and is currently a hen in his tacky Marchesa coop.

It seemed like she would be outed sooner rather than later; although being based in Vancouver and not LA would have thrown most off the trail.

@Strict: Rosie O'Donnell has been going on and on about Whitney on her radio show. Saying she's never met someone so stereotypically masculine in her playing of women.

God, watching that little girl have a fit about not going to Italy made my fallopian tubes kick my ovaries. Reminds me of why I never wanted children.

@Hey Girl Hey: And with an air of disgust. What, now that she's not stripping (this episode), she's suddenly sanctimonious about it?

@BabyJane: Yeah, you know how you sometimes yawn while driving and close your eyes and turn the steering wheel to the right before stretching them above your head? I do it all the time. Frankly, I'm surprised I haven't crashed into four trees and needed a drink immediately after.

@snacktastic: And this is why most people believe hairdressers are only there to stimulate your scalp and not your brain.

@AmberNicole will be Miss Suka: My daughter referred to herself as a woman because she's three and a half and can go down the stairs by herself now.

As long as I know I'm in for a wait, I'm good. If I'm trying a new place and unexpectedly find a two-hour wait, I turn right back around and head out.

So why don't strippers unionize? Is that not plausible?

@Gin Twin: But what happens when it becomes Real and not just nursery/bedroom real? Just a floppy cock in the garden?

@sarahchirp: And Fine Lines. I just want my sexy, high, literary needs met!

@Poro: Ha ha! Yeah, I get mine in the sex toy department of the local Goodwill. Nothing says goodwill like happy vibes.

@vikkitikkitavi: That is the same custom I have with my mother, all of her forwards are responded to with a link to the corresponding Snopes article. But my mother refuses to learn.

@SiliconBased: My husband learned the bread trick the hard way when he put some pita bread in with the corn tortilla chips after a party. I got to be all superior and eyeroll-y about it.

@expatinkensal: On the contrary, it was after having two ICB that I decided to make a float. Ill-advised.

Okay, I love avocados, but ice cream? Hmmm...

I've been waiting all day. Thank you, thank you, thank you.