I saw this. It was awesomely bad! The fake eyelashes alone were worth the price of admission.

@starsnostars: I want that hair so bad!! Damn it, it will haunt my dreams. Also, I'm of latin descent and have dark hair and eyes...probably won't be able to pull it off without major alterations to the colors.

@bananas!: My 31st is tomorrow! Happy Birthday!! Let's live it up because apparently it's all downhill from here.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Right? No pain, no gain, ladies!! Priorities!

@la.donna.pietra: Was her mom Barbie?

@thePrototype: Oh.

@childe★herald (is a girl): But but but, for all intents and purposes, it could be a very intense purpose...a veritable Social Experiment!

Uhm, Peter Le? Yes, please!

That makes me incredibly sad. I don't know why it touched me so strongly, but I want those women and girls to have fun so much that I have tears in my eyes.

@orphanjannie: That's always my secret super power dream too. Total perv and total bank robber. I used to dream about stealing all the toys I wanted, which shows you how long this has been my dream.

@Ri_L is Team Squidward: I totally misread "...or blow him off to stay glued..." as "...or blow him so I can stay glued..."!

@ProfessorPlum: I didn't mean that anyone couldn't be completely Americanized being less than third generation or anything, I just don't understand the whole group thing, whether it's Latinos, Black, Asians, Gays, or whatever else does not solely define people. America is too broad and varied to make blanket…

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: One of my old co-workers was married to a recent immigrant from Mexico and she would sneak his cousins over the border illegally and put them up in her large house. She said that she really liked it because they would keep her house clean (she was disgustingly dirty) and they were…

@Vivi21: I want to know at what point we can just be Americans and stop being lumped together as an amalgamous group. I'm a fourth-generation "latino" and my experiences and family are more American than this latino culture that people refer to. I can understand studies of say, second generation immigrants from latin…

@egg cream: Me too and now I've moved by search to one for the old logo.

@Gouda: Exactly my thought when I read this yesterday!

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: Of course! But I just recently saw LB, so it's not really as spectacular a feat.

Double post.

Maybe Lindsay is thinking that a brand-new lawyer (or almost lawyer) worked for Brooke Taylor Windham in Legally Blonde and maybe it'll work for her too.

@Penny: It's some switch that turns on in you as soon as you have the baby. It's an indescribable sense of fear, panic, darkness, and nausea to even think of something bad happening to your kid.