@Pandorasvoicebox: What other option is there? Unless he actually splattered paint on them?

@JoliePolie: I should mention this was in a maternity shop, so I supposed they're not as well trained as the usual lingerie places.

@roseylivesonaboat: I know, I only was able to admit to it because I'm in a safe place on Jez.

@AmberNicole: My mom and dad got braces at the same time as me and my brother. That's right, The Brace Face Family.

@Pennyfeather: That's exactly what I was thinking about polio. The only part I'm bitter about with chicken pox is that not only did we get to suffer the pox (I had them twice), but now we may get shingles when we're old. Double suck.

@BellaNotte: Why is it glued into your mouth?

@Wandell: Lucky, maybe where you live people have better things to occupy them, but at my grocery store, people watch what you buy and will comment, or once, my purchases elicited laughter...a fifth of Jack, some carrots, and a pack of diapers.

@Spike49: My husband and I do that too!! We yell at each other, "Hey, Honey, you still need those Tucks pads?? Did they help with the burn??" or "Did you want more of that lube that really helped with the you-know-what and the other you-know-what?"

@haguenite: My most embarrassing lingerie shopping experienced happened when I was pregnant and trying to find a larger bra. The saleswoman could not hide her disdain at my size. When I kept explaining that the bras she was bringing me weren't fitting, she finally came into the dressing room with me. She said, " Oh!…

@Moretta:

@Tippi Hedren: No, I'm pretty sure the gay has to be one with an extensive collection of scarves (that don't clash with your tie-dye, natch), but doesn't actually act on his gay impulses because there is some unexpressed, tingly sexual energy between the two of you.

@GreyEminence: Uh, yeah! Some of my more fabulous gay friends are in constant judgment mode and I've been known to change a few times with anxiety over their approval. Bitches!

@The Conductor: You were just painfully ahead of the times.

How exactly does one wear a gay best friend? Is my current best friend, who happens to be straight, "so last season," and now I must store her in the other closet until the trend swings back around?

@doublylinkedlists: Those questions are really really specific.

@quarky1: I completely agree. I want this change to happen so badly because I don't want my daughter to grow up in a world where we deny people basic human rights in this country because some majority doesn't believe it's right. I just refuse to believe that this bigotry is going to continue, but maybe at least her…

@xodallas: I saw it yesterday. I cried big fat tears and half-expected my little daughter to laugh at me or ask, in a really loud voice, "Mama, are you crying? Why are you crying?"

@MotherChucker: Fat Upper Pussy Area.

@la.donna.pietra: Half-assed America.

@Winston Smith: But she's quoting a line from the movie that, I think, Janeane Garafalo's character said that blew the whole half-baked ruse.