@la.donna.pietra: That's the America I know and love. USA! USA!

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): No kidding! You can have a square forehead and a square jaw OR you can have a square jaw and a square forehead! But both orders come with a Brylcreem pompadour.

@Goldbunny86: Oh! The ones you used to try to avoid After Hours???

Everything is overanalyzed.

@HarrietV: It's Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife: Pride and Prejudice Continues by Linda Berdoll. Awful stuff with lots of sex, ridiculous amounts of sex.

@serenada: Yeah, maybe dying at the hands of your loved one = HOT!

@introverted_innovator: See, I don't understand why we stopped using the word fey. Isn't that what's usually meant when someone says a hetero guy acts gay? But then gays have appropriated the term to mean effeminate.

@Parenthetical: Amen! I love hearing those manly growls, groans, and grunts.

@BowieCadmium: I was too busy reading your first comment to realized you commented on mine. I just found the sequel to the "sequel" when I went to Amazon to find the title. It's already on order.

@BowieCadmium: I just added a comment about the P&P sequel too. (Or the one I read.) Awesomely bad/good!!

At first glance this over qualifies, but oh no!

@tsidska: He was my first crush. Gorgeous man! I bought a beautiful publicity still of him when I was 13 from an antique store.

That's pretty much my life, except substitute a husband for a bodyguard. But goddamn, if I could afford a bodyguard/servant, I'd hand off.

@Svenskasweetie: They don't have stores yet, it's mail order only on the East coast. Everyone has to pay shipping, but $40 is too much for me. I'll wait until they start operating their franchises and make their way out to CA. I'm sure there's a market for low cal/fat donuts out here!

As someone who feels sick once I've eaten an entire donut, I'm dying to try these: Holey Donuts!

@MsLongstocking: In his tighty whiteys that were neither tight nor white?

@robotosaur: Sneak attack out of nowhere-style?

@gertymac: Yeah! Me too. Never . . . How dare you? Why are you looking at me like that? What?

@Ivriniel: I did. I grew up with all my classmates idolizing my mother for how beautiful she was. I used to be really proud of her, but then it changed somewhat around fifth grade when I felt a tinge of jealousy when I heard boys talking about how hot she was and I was so awkward and tall and clumsy.

@LittleLolly: I love those little nuggets of short segments they show during the commercial break. They cram a lot of crazy into those. Maybe the lost footage will be something like that!