@starsnostars: Ha, I read the same article on my way to a seminar where were discussed it more. I was quite the expert already. Thanks Delta!

@small-fox: That's what I do. Sun tea. Soda is expensive too! Upwards of $2 for a 2-liter. No thanks.

@SimonGodOfHairdos (is actually a chick): Is that what it is?! There's always something about him that doesn't sit right and that's it!! Thank you for solving this girl's Lance Bass Mystery.

@biancajames: I imagine myself to be the tall, thin, willowy girl of my past. I am mortified when faced with pictures of myself where I am still tall, but also wide and stumpy looking. I also hate when I think I can squeeze through a space that I cannot. AND I have excellent spatial perception, except when it comes to…

wrong spot

@alexandrahamilton: No kidding, sign me up! Somehow the thought of Daniel Craig making out with another guy makes him seem even hotter.

@portmanteau: I know! I fluctuate between loving and being so bored with this show. I thought it was that there was too much singing and not enough story, but now I'm not sure why I dislike it sometimes.

@MissMonk: Well that puts a different paint job on it. I really want to believe RR is a good guy and love him again.

@rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Cheating with! It was just such a cliche. I hate when men I like or respect fall into a cliche.

@madgetheripper: Learn to love yourself? Don't waste money on plastic surgery unless you understand that if you're trying to "fix" yourself, it probably won't work?

@SlayBelle: You made me cry remembering that last part. I love it.

@ditriana: Oh, bravo, BRAVO!!

@quatrevingtquatre: Atticus is much too pretentious for a first name, but it is an excellent middle name. That weird looking little kid from the sitcom, "The Middle," is called Atticus. It ruined it a little for me.

@L-dizzle: Also, any items left on your registry will be discounted!! I learned that after calling off a wedding and still got a 10% off coupon after the date passed. Total excuse to create bum registries all over the place.

@girl_talk: Oh and yeah, it's not like the tool forms them for you, you still have to ball them up!

@girl_talk: Yes, unless you and your family solely subsist on uniformly spherical meat products and have always wanted a method in which said spheres do not touch, ever, there is no fucking use for that thing.

Those panini look fabulous!

I used to love Robert Rodriguez, with all his support of the hispanic community and use of his stable of actors and the overall awesomeness of Spy Kids and his kids with their R names (Rocket!!), but then cheating and Rose McGowan. Ick nast. No mas.

@femme-bot: The epidural isn't pleasant, but it's worth it knowing the pain will go away within three to five contractions after that. It is a weird sensation and I cried, but no screaming.

@evafortuna: In the way that we're actually all the winners because we get to cringe and laugh about the stories, but didn't have to experience them!