@Violeta: So this bottle, was it corked or uncorked? This is the question I had while reading.

@cosmictuesday: Hear hear! As soon as champagne bottle was mentioned, I just started chanting "vacuum vacuum vacuum, but it's a vacuum" in my head.

OMG, OMG *wheeze* *wheeze* *cough*!! Number 6 takes the cake. Seriously, that is on my lifetime list of stories to over share with when I've had one too many.

@Hannah: Weaksauce, indeed.

@Catladypants: That's it exactly! :) We tall girls HATE that. I finally snagged my tall guy, but whew, I thought it'd never happen.

@they call me ginger: 5 7 9!!! I completely forgot about that store.

@wordinedgewise: Yup, my first boyfriend was a total Trent, based completely on my Daria love.

@MagImpalor: In that rage, do you want to rip the head off the cute object in question? If so, welcome, I have found a kindred spirit!

@SingleLady: The lie is only bad if it affects the areas important to the person, which of course is very hit or miss.

@Snowbunny: You forgot the Darlings! and Sweethearts!

@VirginWhoCantDrive: Total secondhand embarrassment for that poor man. He needs to just sit on the sidelines and let his wife run wild and not try to intervene, except maybe to try to advise her as he did last season.

@BabyJane: Me too! The first time I confronted someone (in middle school when I was terribly shy) there was a crowd around us and I came up on top and showed the girl what was what and then promptly walked to the wrong classroom. I finally wound up at the correct one, late, and the girl and her cronies were in the…

@Vivi21: Oh please. Walking to your ginormous 'frigerader and thawing some frozen meatballs now constitutes the skill to write a cookbook. Silly (yet sorta loveable) Theresa.

@anniemontana: This whole craving thing is insane!

@SuberJ: I know! It's so sad, like your favorite friend of your mom's turned evil.

@MagImpalor: crisp apple strudel

@emperorcupcake: I liked the separate containers too, although I thought they could be a smidge further apart to make it more appealing.

But aren't willing-celebrity and politics the two exceptions to this? If you truly value your private life over money or fame, you don't choose this line of work. Besides, there aren't too many other jobs that come with the perks that acting in film or television does.

@ImpossibleCheeseburgerPie: I thought pee was somehow involved since I knew it came from the penis, but wasn't entirely sure of how it worked. I thought it was an on-command thing, which come to think of it would be awesome!

@girlgonemild: I remember feeling like I'd hit the jackpot when I picked up my mom's Cosmo and saw one of those tips from readers articles on how to please your man. That was awesome masturbation material!