@Ismone: My snooping in my parents' room lead me to a his-and-her set of books, something about Light His Fire and Light Her Fire.

This is spectacular! I only wish I had felt an iota of the freedom you must have had to be able to even dream of reading that passage aloud to your parents. I had The Shame ingrained in me too early.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Thank you. I shall use that this week. That is my goal.

@hook and line: I always set mine to silent when I'm pretending. You have to think ahead!

Have any of you read Class with the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and Flair? I have it in my possession, but every time I crack it open, I gag at the first couple of lines. I should get drunk and try again.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Every time I hear that phrase, I imagine a Disco Stu-type—leisure suit, curly hair, biting his lip, doing the hustle and saying, "Baby, you've got it going on!"

@calmly: Well yeah she's a golddigging homewrecker! But Opes didn't ask that. Gotta learn how to ask the right questions, Oprah!

@ctkat1: Do not be ashamed, without your type, we'd all operate on conjecture and opinion...oh wait, we still do that, but at least the rest of us have your facts to use in our arguments.

@sandie75: I agree. I want to keep loving it, but they're making it hard. I've lost interest, even in the Madonna episode.

@librarianette needs a new avatar: It was 1999, met him through a guy I was dating (again, it was the fun slutty times) who worked in the industry and met Gavin and just hung out for a few hours during a promo tour until it reached what seemed like a natural conclusion.

@AmberNicole: Okay since this is pretty anonymous, I will cop to my dirtiest secret. I slept with Gavin during my slutty period and I think it's the grossest thing I've done. I've never slept with another celebrity and I don't recommend it because the guy you think is so hot when you're 19 is bound to lose some of his…

@hook and line: Love it!

@Rosaxé: The only thing that keeps Jennifer Aniston "interesting" is the Brad Pitt thing. Otherwise, her movies are tanking too and it'll only get worse until she shakes things up.

How surprising is it that she's slipped in popularity? When you're known for a body part and someone comes along with a prettier package (Kim Kardashian), it's gonna happen. Also, she never changed. She looks exactly the same as she did 10 years ago and that gets boring. Same sameness that Jennifer Aniston has.…

@normawilahmina: My own dear mother and brother have low hairlines and comments about it hit me in the gut. I swear my mother's hairline is the bane of her existence.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I think it's a second-generation thing all the way around and then it's passed down that way.

@CrimsonVoid: My husband says I'm flowering...weird, but whatever. I say time of the month or my girl time. I'm lame because I grew up with three brothers and a mother who was not open to the word "period."

@Emily: I was just glad her daughter was able to say "pictures" and not "pitchers." It's the small things.

@amoureuse est heureuse: O.M.G. This double down!! I think I'd read references to it, but until this past weekend when I saw it...my stomach lurched!

@Clare116: Sephora has a hair-braid headband, which looks really cute on, but really creepy otherwise.