@AnnaBanana: After I heard my husband brag that he knows how to do a blowout, I'm trying to get him to try it on me because I've never mastered that. Show him to talk out of his ass. He was trying to tell me why I didn't have to go to the local "blow bar."

@AfroJezeBella: I know. I stopped listening in November after something like 13 years and I actually feel purer now. :)

@bananaballs: This is him: Mike Catherwood

@Aesop's Foibles.: He's actually pretty hot, a personal trainer on the side, and is married to a goddess. He has BDD about himself and apparently others.

I'll probably offend someone with this comment, although it's not my intent, only my experience.

@Faster Pussycat's alter ego is Bad Decision Dinosaur: It's not cool. Condom sex is so much cleaner. It's very drippy and I usually have to use the bathroom afterward, which is good to do anyway since it ensures no ejaculate is in the urethra.

@NewsBunny: You can have Alone Time by making sure the husband understands that he'd going to have to allow you that time. I'd also recommend creating a network of caregivers—that's when family comes in as a huge help.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: So true on the singing! I know I cannot sing, but my daughter thinks I'm great at it and loves to hear me. It's very satisfying to the ego.

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I also wasn't bullied nor bullied, but I remember it going on around me and feel sick to my stomach thinking about my little girl in the future. Oh god, I want to shield her from this so badly.

@Penny: You're absolutely correct in your comment. There are some things you give up and there are some things you gain, so it all evens out. It's also what you make of it.

@MWAussie: Hearted!! MH was my favorite...may he rest in peace.

@RubiksPube: I used it this weekend and I was pretty happy. It has a nice clean smell and cost less than $5. The can has heft, so I think it'll last a while. I think it did a better job throughout the day than Oscar Blandi does—I always needed a touch up with OB.

@lucysnowe: I used Oscar Blandi, but it's really expensive and doesn't last long. I just bought the new TREsemme stuff and it works well and doesn't smell bad like the kind from Sally's.

@TechnicolorGirl: Ryan Secrest does that now, called Ryan's Roses on KIIS here in LA. It's awful. Just awful.

@ascotgavotte: Here's a list of the books, with the year published and what grade Ramona was in during the book:

@likepenguins: Ha! I've always loved the "rhyme" of Allison with Galveston.

@likepenguins: Are you one of my exes? 'Cause all my exes live in Texas.

@BobWire: I think Cooch. There's been talk of Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson.

I promised myself I wouldn't fall for this guy, but damn it, he is charming. Don't change, Mr. Renner.

@ScarlettOHannah: Oh you caught that too? Thought I was the only Master of Subtle Statements.