@femme-bot: I'm pretty sure the rule is whomever does the asking, pays. That's when it's an invitation though. If you're asking a friend to meet you for lunch, that's different.

@EdnasEdibles: Those curlers! Now that I have a daughter of my own, she will never have those curlers and the indignity of trying to find a comfortable position on her pillow that doesn't hurt her too much.

@sekushinonyanko: Wait, what is this about "hot-rollered hair"? As a person with fantastic hair that looks so fantastic because it's hot rollered, what exactly does this make me?

@Moondragon: That's what I was thinking. First, "Oh yeah, God talks to you, Spencer." And then, "But really, if God did talk to him, that sounds exactly like what He would say to him....hmmmmm...."

@baseballchica03: Me too. I think it's the thing I hate most about myself. I wish I could get angry and hand people their asses, but no, I cry.

@musicalshoes: I think I read (on Jez?) that his name is pronounced "jay-zeus" or that's his preference. Even better.

Okay, shut up Jon Voight, isn't this what got you shunned the last time around?

@DarbyShaw: Word. Plus, he needs to get out into the real world and meet those of us who do think! He should be old enough to realize that catwalks, etc. are not humanity.

@Jagger69: Fucking and Punching, anyone?

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Jesus! If that were about anyone else, it would have been Too Far, but you're so correct in your expectation.

@ladypony: Me too, me too. I've never found such nostalgia for P&C as is here on Jezebel. Truly my people. I miss her still and dream of the day I have her dress in real life.

Tyra always gives the impression she's on lesson five of a 15-lesson course in elocution. Just enough to put on airs.

@liz.lemonade: I think that's Louis CK. Very funny guy too.

O.M.G. You all have to take a look at the comments on the topic of the iPad at the Kotaku site. Crazy geekdom, like crazy. There is nothing better than geek-on-geek hate.

@SweetnessIWasOnlyJoking: BWAHAHAHA! Years after seeing that movie I still run around saying that. It's a family joke now any time we can fit it into a conversation.

@rowingrowingrowing: I know! He's made her into himself!!!

My heart actually aches for her now that I've seen that interview. As fun as it is to hate on "Speidi," I think she's crossed over into sad smut. She's taken her face in such an opposite direction of her real self that she'll never look normal or full of personality again. She really was beautiful before.

Wow, the woman in gold looks like one powerful human. Beautiful!

I grew up thinking no one could possibly have dressed or lived as sloppily as they did on Roseanne, but then we spent a week with my dad's family in central California when I was 12 and I saw it firsthand. It was downright depressing.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: That is the identical reaction I had...almost.