Why didn't he bring back the organic circutry tech that Voyager was filled with? Besides a random infection here or there, the worst that happens is you get oozed on.

I'll allow that the 5-sp in my Charger is archaic in design, but there's nothing there which doesn't allow me to enjoy the car. Press gas -> torque -> moderate for slow traffic. Especially since a recent TCU upgrade, which literally breathed new life into the car. And how about the 8-speeds? It's seamless when it…

You heard it here first (and last): Picard from the alternate timeline. I got a strong Patrick Stewart vibe from the monologue.

Camaro. Performance-wise too similar to call it, so creature comforts and looks go to Camaro. No telescoping steering column in the 'Stang kills it for me, I never got comfortable in it.

This +100. Forget the haters who keep crying about no manual, as if that's the be-all/end-all of automotive enjoyment. Get with the times: manuals are going away, and while it was fun and still can be, if an automatic suddenly saps your will to drive, there's plenty of Segways available.

It does sound seriously gross, I agree.

I won't be needing any kind of self-dissolving condoms, that ish comes off right after the horizontal mambo's done.

You kidding? I consider my encyclopedic knowledge of porn a badge of honor. The more you know.

Maybe it's because I'm 32 and therefore ancient in terms of internetz but I can't fucking stand Twitter. I can barely read it, with all the hashtags, @ signs and retweets. I keep hoping it'll go the way of MySpace but sadly, it seems to stick around.

If I had an "add picture" button on my comments box I would add some sex kittens from Lamborghini's booth at the NAIAS a few years ago. They were some of the best I've seen.

I came here to say the opposite. She's kinda average compared to the liquid sex that is the Viper's lines.

Huh, just watched this gif for 5 min. Cute

What's wrong with the new one?

I suddenly saw my chihuahua terrier in one of those helmets; I now want one.

Princ-ass Diaries. Sounds about right.

I can't see him in any serious role, and Kick-Ass 2 gets really dark...we'll see if he can pull it off

On the Reddit description he goes all Debbie Downer:

I dunno wtf this is from but it's mesmerizing

There hasn't been many games which has stuck with me long after I played it - this is one of them. Wonky controls and slightly repetitive gameplay is easily overcome by the deep story and fantastic voice acting. Fun fact: Adams, the grizzled hardass, is played by Kid...from Kid n Play:

Ah, I see. Tits. Sold