All that effort to design/shoehorn a manual into a car for two measly takers. What did they expect, trophy wives can't be bothered to fucking heel-toe.

Reminds me of Office Space. "Two chicks." Also, was the word "bitchin" used to describe the red camaro at all?

Hear hear. When your concept car starts getting TRIM LEVELS *cough*LF-A Roadster*cough* before it's ever seen the light of day as a production vehicle, it's time to release the fucking car.

Yea I'm no shill but I have a 2011 Charger, and Chrysler's upscaled their interiors across the board for all their brands - I love it. Gone are the hard plastics and shoddy worksmanship of the previous gens. And now I want to try out those magneto shocks, in a ZL-1 if possible.

In terms of creature comforts, the Viper took a huge step past Vette, and interior materials/quality are light years ahead. Like someone else said, we'll wait to see what the C7 brings, but right now it's not even comparable. And with ESC and UConnect and the configureable dash, I think technologically it's…

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG cleanup on aisle my pants. The front wheels aren't even fucking moving when it initially rolls forward.

Actually every review I've read says that the Viper, while still beastly and may kill you, is an excellent daily driver.

Why are the previous gen (06-10) Charger Daytonas being omitted from mention? As much as I like the new Charger, this isn't anything but extra trimming with nothing too significant, just like the previous gen Daytonas.

SRT already did it better and first on the Viper - thanks for playing Chevy. The fact that a red Stryker snake appears when you hit redline is just tits.

I think it would still be pronounced the same. If different, it'd probably be pronounced like "camera".

Unless they made the booths clear, how else are you going to browse the selection before making a purchase? And once you go into a booth, no one wants to be the asshole that has to tell a girl they're not good enough for their $100 blowie. (Any of you who had their bachelor's party in Vegas and had those flyers…

No, let's not start that discussion again...

So is no one going to be racing the Charger? Last I heard, Dodge pulled out? All that development effort for nothing...

Dear god, are those in-game pictures? I...I can't tell reality from pixels anymore...

I knew it was too much to hope for two articles in a row where they didn't preen their feathers.

Cheetos, Cheezits are too messy. The best snacks are the ones with no crumbs or residue: Jelly Bellys. Grab a handful in between loading screens and chuck the licorice/cinnamon beans.

I think that's a sign of good fortune. Mothra flew over my ceremony, been happily married since.

8 lights would have blown Picard's mind!

At first I read that as "Kinja Emergency Alert System"...sadly, we were not warned...

What am I looking at? Is that a giant skeletal shark on an aircraft carrier?