If you must know, I meant my penis, but now you have me thinking of a gorilla mask.

As much as I love that the 8-sp tranny is starting to become available for the Hemi (been waiting forever, my 5-sp Charger V8 feels slow at times), I'm not so sure on gear-dial placement. That's way too close to the rest of the dials, and while I'm sure there's much more effort needed to turn it, if your eyes are on…

I think that's something in the background...a real member would be like a fifth leg?

He's obviously suffering from some kind of dementia from the ass beating he just witnessed/experienced. Don't be a dick, help him out of the corner.

I'm extremely disappointed that nothing fell off after an intense encounter like that. What kind of porno is this?

Crash Bandicoot - that's the one I faintly remember. All I think about is Uncharted nowadays.

I'd put something else on her. Sigh...long day at work, please ignore.

It's a Fap! I mean, no, it's a Trap! I mean...I'm so confused.......

Because of this country's current state of affairs, if I saw jets flying that low over me I would instantly assume terrorist attack, or a Red Dawn/MW2 type foreign invasion. Sigh...

That Goro smacking Acclaim intro brings back so many memories. What games were Naughty Dog making back then?

I love that female cosplay articles garner close to 1000% of normal pageviews. No complaints here, keep em coming

Amazing. And to think that we actually had a Neo Geo as kids back then with a few games. $200 back then is like, what, $500 now? It helped that I had no other hobbies for me to sink money into.

I'm with you. I hope I never see a funeral pyre, much less a fucking body sit up and put their dukes up.

Really? There's like, arrows pointing to stuff. Clearly evidence, mystery solved!

In all seriousness, what the hell else is KY Jelly used for, if not to lube up ladyparts?

Excellent. Orange Mocha Frappacino for you!

The question now becomes, sure the configurator lets you paint your nightmares into reality, but will they actually build it that way for you? I'm willing to bet they won't - no amount of money should be able to overcome the bad press that a shit-heel ugly car would bring.

I've been waiting a long time for that moment where I can no longer tell CGI from real life. This has been that moment. Mind = blown

I was misled to believe that a cat actually sang the theme. This is just an auto-tuned mess.

Well, the human equivalent of that is if someone surgically put their eyes on their breasts. (Remember when the groupies "flashed" Lightning McQueen in the first one? yea that shot over most kids heads I think, but their parents got it)