"Just crush a caramel Frap" made me almost throw up laughing

If you get a pizza with mushrooms on it, OR tomato anything on it, OR parmesan cheese on it, it's packed with glutamates (naturally). GROW UP PETER PANS (not you Lindy), MSG isn't a problem.

75 is more than I thought would work! And I also just read the article posted by the Lifehacker author where you answered some of these very questions. Interesting and good luck.

If you have a small group of devs that are all killers at their job, I get the flat no managers concept. But once you scale I don't see how it works. I've seen it first hand where, at a larger stage with no accountability or hierarchy, you get some mediocre types that just coast and don't produce.

That's a good hack, basically keeping a clean whistle is the key to success

Everyone is all up your ass about this for some reason. "DO YOU EVEN CAMP?" Christ. I think this is an awesome trick, wish I knew about this in the scouts. I'm definitely going to try it.

Maybe the trick is more Asian dudes with massive hogs have to pull them out and helicopter them around as they walk about town so people get it's a normal distribution.

No Tecate Light? GROW UP PETER PAN

Unfortunately everyone watching that feed is probably jerking off :(

The water bed is full of petroleum jelly which should be able to fuel this awesome vasoline engine I'm working on. And frankly neither I, nor ANY of the Duck Commander Boys, could assail your sound and measured logic.

Read a book, there are no more dinosaurs, other than the Loch Ness Monster and a some dinos in Africa (in the jungle). I do have a sick cave full of badass prepper supplies though - beans, bullets, cool magazines, dojo equipment, water bed - so joke's on you, Jack.

I only use Free Trade rabbit poops lovingly collected by indigenous colleagues and carefully curated and slow roasted by the finest poopsmiths in New York City.

All this FUSS in the courts over mens anuses. What's next, marrying a butt? I DON'T GET IT. Not when there are canned hams lovingly hand-carved into bums available. That's just me. I mean come on dudes, you know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical.

I smoke discarded dreadlocks out a pipe made from a buzzard's beak, smoking poop is gross.

Are we not doing the philly dicksteak sandwich move now, christ, I can't keep up with what is allowed and what is NOT these days. Jezebel really should have run a "these dick moves are not okayezez in 2014".

More like Bond is Wesley Snipes in that scenario. I'd watch the hell out of that movie. ALWAYS BET ON BLACK

I heard bruno mars was born with a full set of hair, a 3-day beard, all his teeth, and a girthy adult sized member. The doctor put a little fedora on him and the rest is history

*Sets aside normally jokester trolling comments* Good for you, good attitude.

FIRST OFF they're not phonies bro - beards or not they've been exploring the electric and taboo boundaries of ultimate brotherhood and fellowship for years. They say it's something about that molasses thick dusk light over the wide mysterious depths of that ancient river, that unleashes a forbidden yearning.

You have attempted to scoop my network pitches for the last 8 years and I'll be damned if you take my Bhole Buddies of the Mighty Mississip show. We're going to pilot and your WASP yankee bullshit is NOT going to take over another piece of amazing Real Americana with a fine tradition of exploration and Fellowship…