JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis

Fuck off. This antisemitic bastard deserves jail no matter his age.

Isn’t it weird how many friends of Elon are also Nazi aficionados?

ahem (clears throat):

The kind of people who are opposed to masks to reduce spreading illness usually have so much bullshit coming out their mouths they don’t want to smell their own breath.

For a company that absolutely BILKS money out of absolute fucking fools, could dyson not afford to at least 3d render these images instead of hastily painting it together in photoshop? As a hobbyist I’m embarrassed.

Oh, cool! Good thing I never got this mediocre game then!

“Elon Musk broke the law and insisted he didn’t actually break it” is... pretty standard these days, yeah. 

He and Oz have a lot in common. Except Oz tortured and killed puppies.

Again I’m left to wonder, “what is the incentive?” If I walked into my job and saw a bed on the floor of my office, that would be the last time I walked into that job.

So the government, run by (checks notes) Donald Trump, interfered with Twitter’s executives to suppress the Hunter Biden story.

You’re welcome to go right back there with your bullshit bothsidesism.

So is “inserting into a human” going to be Neuralink’s version of “full self driving available! / robo-taxis” for Tesla?

CoVID deaths among GOP voters played a factor in the Red Not Wave but hey freedumz cough cough cough cough cough...

Considering the poor quality of Tesla cars probably both.

How do his boots taste?

This is a profoundly stupid, shallow-minded comment. Elon Musk is the wealthiest and most politically influential tech executive in the world. His dumbass tweets and half-baked ideas are real news for basically the same reason Trump’s tweets were real news: they make a big impact in the real world. In particular Musk

Negotiating and acting in bad faith is relevant. If Google had just told Microsoft “fuck you” in the first place, that would have been acceptable. (Not cool. Definitely asshole behavior. But acceptable from a business perspective.) But to work with Microsoft and then take all of that away? That’s sabotage that could

Oh gawd I hope he does! I wanna see his app shredded from the two big app stores! Thatd be awesome and he’d lose his ass on the phone too probably.... Maybe he and Trump can get together and produce the all new “MAGAphone” finally ;-) They can build the OS while they’re at it and call itMuskOS”

No he won’t. His “phone” will be like the Amazon phone. Some Linux device with toxic Twitter pre-installed that no Amdroid or Apple user will move their data into.

Jesus Christ, can he just shut up for ONE fucking day?