We all know what’s coming...

...you’re gonna give him a shot because he’s now openly antisemetic?

For all the screaming from the right about Democrats cheating in elections, every story I see about voter fraud, voter intimidation, voting more than once, comes from the right. Not to mention red states with gerrymandering, closing polling places in predominantly minority neighborhoods, reducing the number of early…

Dear Twitter Employees,

Lock ‘em up!

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today I have for you, a lock sold by Apple. I’m going to “click”. Well, that was easy.

Bwhaahahahah! Fuck off moron.

First they will present him as martyr.

Except that’s entirely untrue.

I assume Fox News will snap him up as a featured analyst with “unique insight” on important topics.

Ooh, and think of all the fun in three years when they can make your locks obsolete and lock you out of your home/car/boat until you upgrade!

Oh goody! A new hacking vector that could easily make burglary easier!

When do we find out that his brother has the largest dental practice in town?

Musk has said he plans to double revenue at Twitter in just three years while tripling the number of daily users the social media service receives

Meanwhile hes tweeted to confirm that hes trying to become a security risk by supporting Russia so the US government will step in to block the twitter Acquistion as a national security risk.

You could solve a lot of the world’s problems by just taking Russia offline entirely until they withdraw.

Just once... I want the big western company to respond with a staff picture of everybody mooning.

I would have to assume that Amazon has a physical presence in Russia... whether it be delivery vehicles or warehouses. Russia would probably go after those. But what’s clear is that any foreign entity still doing business in Russia deserves what it gets.

The good news is that if Twitter becomes a festering dump for right-wing crap (again), odds are a lot of users are going to leave and the revenue will sink for it.