How many of those 70% got recalled? I should image probably the majority by now.

No matter how far you stick your head up Musk’s arse, he ‘aint gonna suck your cock... probably couldn’t find it anyway.

50 Bucks says she was looking in a mirror and ended up attacking her reflection.

Elon ain’t gonna suck your cock no matter  how hard you lick his arse.

Aliens... definitely Aliens

Fingers crossed.

Oh tush now... everyone knows that Celery is nature’s worst vegetable.

Conservatives are angry at... insert random shit here...

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I wonder how much that cost Facebook...

A stroke would be better. Just think of him mired in his shit and piss stained bed because no one would want to go near the rancid sack of whale blubber.

Precisely. 

Good God no... You’re not alone.

It’s a new form of security... you have to get the notes right or you don’t get access.

Probably depends on how much Crack a certain C.E.O. has imbibed the night before... allegedly.

I think even $0.47 is a bit over-inflated now... 

Have Netflix cancelled it yet?

“To the extent such payments are not returned voluntarily, the FTX Debtors intend to commence actions before the Bankruptcy Court to require the return of such payments, with interest accruing from the date any action is commenced,”

What’s the exchange rate on that with regards to the Stanley Nickle?

The first ever laptop I bought was a Dell. At the time I was impressed by the fact that I could just pop off various bits off the bottom and replace the odd item.