But to whom? The numbers will plummet the second he takes over. Literally no one, other than the rabid Nazis, want to be on a platform owned by Musk.

It sounds like he’s fishing for a little finance from Tesla.

Absolutely. Could be one of the best things. Gets rid of Twitter, bankrupts Musk

I know someone (an actress working as waiting staff) who years ago, as he was on the up, came across him.

That would be because the majority of Conservative opinions are made by Cunts about how everyone else is a Cunt but them and should be erased. Long may Conservative opinions be repressed. Hopefully Kanye or whatever the fuck his name is this week will go broke over this.

They really need to do the decent thing with this twat... take him out back and... accident him.

$1500 so that Zuckerberg can sell my information on and sow discord around the world. Yeah, count me out.

This. We can replicate it now exactly and I don’t need to see the original slab of stone to enjoy it. A replica would do just as well.

Republican... definitely a Republican

Stilll... stilll Musk is not going to suck your cock.

Musk won’t suck your cock no matter how hard you try.

This would be good. Tank Twitter and Tank Musk at teh same time. Win win.

Good luck with that one. I’ve just downloaded the pen clip for posterity. I’ll make sure it’s shared far and wide.

Speaking as a man who desperately wanted a child. This guy can get to Fuck.

YouTube’s algorithm is absolutely shite.

So we’re doing adverts disguised as articles now?

Well that solves that then. I had been interested in this until you mentioned the subscription word.

To be fair with regards to the condom machines having been stopped from dispensing condoms... They’re in Wetherspoons pubs ergo will never get any use. The only people Wetherspoons customers are likely to be having sex with are Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.

Bloody hell. I’ve never heard him talk or seen him interview as himself before. This has given me a new respect for his performance on the Office now, completely different. Incredible.

The Cucamelon is in no way endangered. It’s one of the most common types that are out there. Everyone grows them, and everyone then says that they don’t taste anywhere near as good as they expected.