JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis

That Fucker couldn’t do the decent thing and die when he got covid and now we’ve still got the useless cunt for a few more years.

Why hate? Richard Branson... the end.

Quite... He has my thoughts and prayers... None of them for him, just for the rest of the world. Hope this goes the right way...

To be fair, I think I’d rather get shot than stand on a lego brick in bare feet.

Ah yes... Mr Nick Clegg... What a reputation he packs. Tell ‘em what they want to hear and do what the hell I want.

I’m all for Musk’s plan to colonize Mars... so long as... and this is the important part. He is on one of the first space ships to make the journey. With any luck then, I’ll never have to listen to his shit again. Unfortunately we know that’s not how it goes. We know it’s just so that he can get rid of a few of the

I’ve had WhatsApp disappearing messages for years... Well I had WhatsApp disappearing... I disappeared it off my phone years ago.

I shall be doing my utmost to NOT watch that absolute Wanker shake his dick in front of the world

I’ll have to get in on this. I’m absolutely full of shit.

It doesn’t take much to persuade the current Tory government whatever you want. Just chuck them a brown envelope and they’ll sell you their Grandmother

I’d rather he had a debilitating stroke so that he could spend his remaining years lying in his own shit and piss as... lets face no one’s gonna clean that whale sized carcass.

All you have to remember each time Musk promises something is the following:

Quite. The old ‘Common Sense’ phrase maybe one of the best examples of an Oxymoron that there is.

This is all very ‘Child Catcher’ from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... can’t see this ending well.

This was how it used to be in the UK at the theme park called Thorpe Park. I remember going with my school and having to pay to get in, but also then having to pay per ride.

He was a Conservative. That’s all you had to say, the ‘some disgusting ideas about colonialism and race’ goes with the political affiliation. The Tories are the Republicans of the UK with an equal penchants for Fuck everyone else, so long as I get mine attitude.

That man/alien could do a video from the heart of the North Pole in the middle of Winter, from within an industrial Freezer chilled to close to sub-zero and still not be cool

It features Zuck... ergo it’s cursed. The end

This is actually what you get for having good IT people who are told what to do by people who have no idea. As a Full Stack Developer the one thing that I can’t stand is the amount of BA’s, Project Managers and Technical Engineers who state... don’t speak tech to me, I just need to deal with the high level stuff, I

Yep.  That pretty much sums it up. I’m currently building a security database and asked if it was okay if I stored IP addresses (GDPR and all that). Apparently, it’s... ‘Not in Scope’... despite the fact that one of the recommendations security wise is that... you log ip addresses. Genius.