Bad math or bad meth?

You win the Internetz this week.

Only if they have a really really near miss that leaves him incapacitated and spending the rest of his tangerine obese days in a stew of his own faeces in a very small cell.

Was about to come here to say the same. I’ve been encouraging my friends for years not to fall for the iPhone Scam but to little avail.

This is so apt as the Son-in-Law of Alf Garnett in Till Death do us Part (The British Show that this is based on), was of the same ilk. He was very much a left wing socialist

I don’t have a psp, but this has now gotten me worried for any old phones etc that I’ve got lying around. Does this thing just happen with all Lithium batteries?

Or to translate:

He’s obviously not taking it... although reading that list of side effects, I really really wish he was taking it.

I concur.

I vividly remember watching excitedly the high def adverts showing the up coming games only to be disappointed when they came out.

Thought you might like this one too.

I think when RENNtech E63 says they live on base I somehow think they don’t mean military base. The post below would indicate that much.

Except you’ve actually been waiting for 6 years for Google to fix this problem as it’s been known about since 2014... but ‘umm you know.... Google’s got more important stuff to be doing, like calling out all and sundry for their issues whilst ignoring their own.

You’d have thought that someone would have had the precense of mind to have taken their time phoning for the ambulance... Sorry... really having trouble connecting... phone lines seem to be down... Hang on a minute... I just need to get a glass of water first... anything... any delay would have done.

It’s a race thing pure and simple. Those attacks have been coming from all of the typical racist publications. 

Certain British Papers are Racist. They’ll tell you that they aren’t, they’ll point out the odd occasion when they stood up for someone of colour, but the reality is, they are racist.

I’ve got a shed load of scientists that will tell us that you are a Cunt. They’ll bring out diagrams and charts hi-lighting your Cuntiness and point out the actual level of Cuntdom that you have so far achieved.

It’s definitely not scripted. Took me a few weeks to win a car and then I won another one a couple of weeks later.

You mean he knows more about bankrupting businesses... There fixed that for you ya Fucking mug.

It’s probably that he’s realised that they usually contact people with a modicum of intelligence and hence is questioning why exactly they’ve contacted him.