That sounds like a job for Apple

Influential my ass... Influenced other racist white dudes mainly, but influential... You gotta be Fucking joking.

You are Fucking joking?... I mean surely you’re Fucking joking. This guy is a Fucking blowhard and nothing more. He’s obviously got mental health problems and I hope that he gets them sorted soon, but other than that... Nothing to see  here apart from a guy with mental health problems.

Out of all the famous deaths in 2016, that was the only one that really hurt. Much much much missed.

lol

Oooh… let me think... ‘erm… tricky... could it be? Hmmm? Old Dude falls for obscenely young girl. The end.

I remember when know-it-all jerks would pull people down for spreading knowledge.... oh no, wait, that’s now isn’t it!

Once, the fan in my home built PC started to cut out after about three minutes of use. As I had access to another PC I wasn’t too bothered and occasionally would switch it on, do a couple of things and just let it switch itself off when it overheated. I eventually left the side of the case off to give me a couple more…

Adolph Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, Dracula, Frankenstein (yes the Doctor, not the Monster, but probably the monster as well)… Have I missed any?

Probably the best way to get President Orange Turd to send some money is to claim it will be passing through his own account on the way... He’ll no doubt see a way to filter some off and push the money through forthwith.

Also take several more stars for your Name

All the stars... have all of the fricking stars

My favourite Keanu Reeves story is when, on completing a film, he bought all of the stuntmen bikes to thank-them for their help. Apparently he phoned one of them to ask for the address to send the bike to, and the guy was stoked thinking “Great, I need a new mountain bike”, only for a Harley to turn up. Keanu had…

Are you here all week? ;-)

Too quick

The difference is, they pay a tonne more and get stuff for it as opposed to you pay little and get Fuck all and then get reamed left right and centre

I’m guessing Google will bin this in about two years.

Last time there was any kind of bad connection between the President and the Mafia it didn’t end too well, I seem to recall.

Probably until the Republicans have filled their pockets and milked the country dry.

I don’t see a problem with the ‘become specific targets’, in fact I see that as a benefit.