For odd, old vehicle parts (I'm poor) I use www.rockauto.com Not much in the help department, but if you fix your own shitty cars like I do, I use this site. Shipping is usually quick and it is generally quicker and cheaper than an AutoZone.

All of this.

Yes. Hendrix's Voodoo CHILE [note the emphasis]. Would not leave my head. I learned how to play most of it on guitar and it went away. Then I got drunk. Can't play it anymore. Also, this one has been bothering me for some time now.

This.

At least Sandusy in interested in some underage bitch.

Hey Steve_U. Just got Skyrim. No idea what the hell is going on? I guess my question is would you like to take off our shirts and kiss?

That's it. I've had enough.

the best follow you can get is JohnnyDrinky. Dude's hammered all the time. It makes no sense. Follow that dude bro.

I gotta be honest here guys.

...I am off on Thursday...until they call me in because someone didn't show up...Where's it at again?

He's just going to Gawker for a pack of smokes. He'll be back, I'm sure.

My friend who beta tested BF3 said I should stop playing BF3 for this game. I'm poor. I really think I want to buy this game. I love games like this.

All time low DUAN

Also, I forget if it was this year or last year but the train heroin one "/fixed" . Brilliant. I love one liners.

I have broken them down into subcategories because there is a fine art to a good joke.

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If you are anything like me, and I am assuming you are not because I hate every god damned thing on this spinning orb we call existence, you cannot stand the holidays. I live and work near Woodfield Mall. Yeah, that Woodfield Mall. It's the biggest gang bang of stores with useless crap and scented candles the…

Johnny Drinky's Guide to the Holidays DUAN

This Penn State scandal is one murdered priest away from being a Dan Brown novel.

The god damned Loch Ness Monster took it.