Hey, I'm new to commenting, but does anyone have any good Penn State jokes?

For those who are still awake... #TTTT and #UShouldBeHappy on twitter.

Random Thought About PSU Scandal:

+1

Sandusky's lawyer knew he was guilty when he went straight for the cocktail wieners and ignored the Little Debbies at the buffet table.

I assume this phone interview occurred in the family restroom in LGA right?

Telephone interview? Ohh, christ, now we're in to sexting territory.

No, my personal accountant said it was tax deductable. A star is worth 50 +1's. I called him and made the deal.

What? Liquor, booze, and smokes? I don't gamble. That's all fucked up here, too.

Ahem

I liked the, "Ohh, who holds the previous record?" comment. Alex totally fucked that one up.

/bows

It means that you only have to pay it if you don't show up to court. Prosecutors wanted 500k plus ankle bracelet. So, I assume his movement is free, but probably can't leave the state, but I would consult a lawyer on that one, and one who is familiar with that county's system.

I read that as grill fuck that guy, because that is the next chapter in my "JohnnyDrinky's stBROries". I don't care if that title doesn't make sense. It doesn't have to. I speak the broTruth.

Rock Center is on what channel? I just got basic cable here...very basic.

Judge was a Second Mile Volunteer and the bail was unsecured. Down the rabbit hole we go.

Tony La Russa Wants Mike Matheny to Father His Grandchildren, And Other Hot Fucking Stove Developments

In a semi-serious note, PSU, The Second Mile, and its 'affiliates' if you will have seemingly done everything they can to cover all this up...Why let Pervo speak? Hell, they got Paterno a lawyer...

You know who I really want to here from in all this? The horses.

Contrary to belief, the best defense is just offensive.