Exactly. But with regard to your Super Bowl comment, it's like every single person around you caring (deeply!) that you lost the Super Bowl [combined with your first comment]... and there's no "well we'll get them next year" consolation. There is no next year. There is no next three years. And several of the players…

Brazil loves A Seleção precisely the same way New York loves the Yankees, or Chicago loves the Bulls, or Tuscaloosa loves the Crimson Tide.

I would say the latter in this case, but he's allowed a few mulligans after having so many other awesome stories.

Indeed. Utterly unheard of for pro-level athletes to use trash talk to psyche out opponents.

55 hours a week, only? Grow a pair.

#weareallfartsguy

I'm not sure what it is about this video. The delivery? The unexpectedness? For some reason, this video just gets me.

Amazing.

Biting Blatter would completely undo everything bad he's done.

Not sure what I'm more impressed with; how well this syntactically aligns with the original's beat or the various white collar references. 10/10.

It's totally useless... until you make it on the show. At which point, it's now quite valuable.

whuh?

You're forgiven as you read Robert Jordan.

I mean, I agree from a marketing standpoint. But joining the mile high club doesn't count when it's this easy.

I mean, it's both. Yes, had some of the energy not dissipated, you're right. Still, had he a crumple zone that couldn't withstand what energy had not yet been dissipated (as would've been the case with older engineered cars), it would've been game over.

Haha, yes.

Just out of curiosity, is that type of truck always hauling cement or is that just a general tanker truck which can haul other things?

Thanks! I stole it from someone on Reddit (because the phrasing resonated with me)... but then again, that person was just citing his/her grandfather. So it's some anonymous Redditor's more anonymous grandfather we have to thank for phrasing potentially life-saving advice so pithily.

Good reminder that a green light just means it's legal to enter an intersection... not that it's necessarily safe to enter one.

I totally agree that in terms of small talk karate, it's on par with remarking about the weather.