Even the strange pits in the mirrors on the K-Pax Racing McLaren 650S GT3 have a purpose: they help funnel in air to cool the interior of the car. Weird form, neat function.

Can I buy these at pep boys for my ‘98 civic yet?

I voted against that. Also, I voted against Trump, so hooray for me.

taxes

Mmmm proooooobably don’t let anyone you suspect is under the influence drive your Corvette at all?

I saw a PT Cruiser equally festooned. I tried to take a pic but my camera froze in fear.

I’ll see your JC Whitney-mobile and raise you this Pep Boys-festooned Navigator.

Story time. ‘70's edition.

Close, but missed two legendary items:

Its a Jhonson Rod.

That’s a thumb, right? Please tell me that’s a thumb that accidentally got caught in the picture, and not someone who got so excited about this limo that... oh, god, please tell me that’s a thumb.

nah, its a sperving bearing.

Which cars should play which handegg positions?

thats what she said.... ?

Nevermind that the ‘68 Hemi Dart was a store bought car back in 1968.

Her name was Chevy, she’s a Camaro
With nitrous spray everywhere and tires out to there
She would do burn outs, with no wheel hop-hop
And while she tried to be a star
Ford would always raise the bar
Across the drag strip, they worked 1/8 to 1/4 mile
They were young and raced each other
Who more could make you smile?

[Chorus:]
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My thick fog tip:

#1. If I can’t see shit, I stay off the roads.

And here’s another reason