Guys, I got this. Just take a massive dump right before you go on any car trip. Less weight will mean using less gas, so you can offset the energy used by your phone.

That was pretty funny, especially with the IMSA guys commentating on it. The class disparity between “mobile bungalows” and golf carts really isn’t fair.

Here are some notes from the East African Safari Classic that I stumbled on when in Kenya this past year.

Does it count as button mashing if you use your giant brass balls to keep the accelerator pinned the whole time?

^this. I WANT A MALOO

Nice one, Pontiac.

He wasn’t even an official photographer though (they get special vests), he was just a speccie with a fancy camera

R’amen, brother!

Just make sure the pasta has cooled before you dump it on your head, or, well you know.....

Nearly every change that’s been made since Brian France took over NASCAR has been to the detriment of the series. Instead of going back and eliminating all the made-for-TV BS drama that he has instituted, France continues to add more gimmicks.

NASCAR’s popularity has gone down immensely during France’s time at the…

I’ve been a NASCAR fan since the early 80's, back when you were lucky to catch a 10 minute segment on Wide World of Sports. Over the years I’ve enjoyed watching the Busch and Truck series more than the Sprint cup races. The chase was a bad idea for the Sprint cup and it will be bad for the lesser series.

Wow. The Chase is what it is, and being consistent across the feeder series makes sense, and keeping ringers from knocking up-and-comers from the running seems like a good idea, but the caution clock... Why?

I’m an unabashed NASCAR fan. Don’t care what people say that says about me. This is the type of shit that starts pushing people away. The caution clock is undoubtedly one of the WORST things they’ve ever introduced (cue the “how about them forming NASCAR in the first place yuh-huck yuh-huck” crowd). The chase has yet…

Rally Monte-Carlo is this weekend and the new WRC season is beginning. With all these rule changes in NASCAR and strict regulation stifling innovation in the sport maybe we should just embrace WRC and move on.

Land mines and oil! Just sprinkle land mines throughout the race. And oil, like in Mario Kart.

Also, I blame bean counters and marketers for this one. Mostly that jerk Brian France, but the former two I’m certain are the ones giving him ideas.

THANK YOU for doing an article on this. I’M PISSED! NASCAR keeps fucking around with the rules that don’t need fucking around with. I get the chase expansion to the lower series, ups ratings and all that good stuff, but a CAUTION CLOCK?! SERIOUSLY?! I guess NASCAR got tired of trying to explain all the “debris”…