I can't wait to hear DW try and explain this one.

For sure it wasn't my fault, I dunno wha happen. He just fleeped there was nothing I can do...

To flip that you are gonna need either a nasty embankment or a M88

I'm going to do something for you, and it is going to change your life (and ours) for the better:

Sadly, speaking from experience, I can tell you that he's trying to post from a phone.

I am disappoint. This could have been so much more ridiculous!

My sister was drunk, hungry, and I don't appreciate the way you are talking about her.

Anything can be currency. I know of a college girl who had sex with a guy she barely knew on the ground at Talladega in exchange for a baked potato. She was drunk and hungry. I'm not kidding.

Much fast, indeed.

I wish this post had 8x the amount of pictures it does.

Hot Pocket Hot Hatch. With a microwave in the center console so you can eat your rancid bachelor chow on the go.

The Volvo J60

Jalopnik Edition VW Beetle.. Roll cage as standard.

I don't care if you hate Smart cars, fucking with someone's car, especially when unprovoked, is bullshit. Let's not condone it.

I tried to vote for one where you could actually distinguish you were looking at a picture of doge and not a circle with a face inside. Putting doge's face on a coin of similar color just doesn't work. I voted for #6 as it was the best of the worst.

Race commentary should be in Doge instead. Can you imagine 3 hours of "much race, so wow, very drafting, such carnage"?

None of these designs look enough like they where created using MS paint.

Precisely why I voted #6 as well