Here's how to troubleshoot it

Bringing hyphy back, obvs

There are no link lights. That cable or this port is broken.

3 words: Inboard. Rear. Drums.

My pleasure: "Stay the f*** out of da 313, Clown! POP-POP-POP!"

The current epitome of the arrow car comes in several flavors, here is the original:

I would like to offer you the position of Minister of Merciless Transit in my cabinet.

Replace the engineers with shiny robots, who flash their red glowing eyes and laugh in an evil electronic way when the crush another idiot. If you are going to be grand high dictator of the city then you might as well have Terminator trains.

Blame GTA V. Gates don't mean anything!

I believe this would have been a better title, but avoided for obvious reasons.

The excuse is "I never saw it coming". Same excuse used when a driver hits a motorcyclist. Translation: "I never bothered to look or care ... I am self-entitled and stupid."

That's CROSS STITCHING dumbass. Crocheting! Shiiiiiiiiit! GET YOUR CRAFTS RIGHT!

Apparently it's a favorite hobby of my fellow Houstonians to pull out in front of these trains. it happens ALL THE TIME.

No, there is no excuse for this. Even in Houston.

CP. Only because it has a questionable turbo setup and a quarter million miles.

I smell a contest, silliest HOV Dummy Contest Extravaganza! Winner gets $124 fine and points on their license.

If that's the laziest HOV dummy, then this is the easiest.

This is seriously one of my dream cars. (Though I'd prefer a more subtle color like metallic medium beige-gold.)

NP