Walking across a highway is dangerous.

Subaru BRAT.
It's a gas sipper, it's 4wd with a lo gearing, it's a truck. It's got very little overhang.

The Pacer wagon. Can you fit lots of shit in it? Hell yes. Can I get it in brown? Of course. Does it come with a stick? Yup. V8? That, too. Rear wheel drive? Of course. Hoon it, use it, abuse it; the Pacer is the most useful jalopy you can buy.

And the Jeep can hold many different tools...

Throw a junkyard 5.3L LSx + a 76mm turbo in this thing and you'd have one bad ass ride

Take this douchewagon's RS and donate it to someone in need who will love the car, drive it responsibly on the streets, and take it to Lime Rock Park every day they possibly can. I nominate myself.

The police-car crash scene at the end of the Blues Brothers. Funny as hell, but I cannot imagine THAT many incompetent / inattentive cops in one city -or- that degree of carnage not resulting in a huge number of casualties.

Spaceballs RV

I do this often in GTA V with the dump trucks in the Quarry.

Eh, close enough...

So you won't be able to buy this:

If this goes through he could pave the roads in gold.

Nope, just someone who realizes that the car is not a dining room!

Youabian Puma. As long as the top is down, I think you could be 9 feet tall and still fit comfortably. Actually, being that tall would improve the scale of the thing.

Hightower went with a Civic. Kind of.

I get the feeling a lot of people here are short... which explains a lot.

GMC Topkick. Accept no substitutes.

Jeeps in general are great tall-people cars. I'm 6'6" and have had a Commander and now a Wrangler. Love them both

Not a car: A full-size truck w/ extended cab would probably work better than anything.