"Glorious" should never be used to describe a mullet.
I should know. I rocked a mullet when they were cool (mid-90s).

Actually, Princess Sparkle Pony hates it. She offered him $10,000 to cut it during Media Day.

Is there an "I just don't give a shit" guide to the Oscars?
Or any other awards show, for that matter?

When Michael Waltrip got back in the booth, he said "This show is amazing!"
I think that makes it apparent that he is either dumb as a box of hair or has his nose firmly planted in Brian France's ass.
Or both.

This is Daytona, which makes for some comparatively easy driving.
I'm guessing he didn't want to get caught with the 10-pack of White Castles and double Big Gulp hidden in his firesuit or chowing down while making laps...

I'd say it looks either really FXX-Ked up or FXX-King awesome.

Now don't I feel stupid.

That last line... uh....

This is USF2000, not Pro Mazda, as Stef said in the article.

Some FreeBirds World Burrito locations have their beverage & condiment counter in a VW Bus.

Good luck with that, Manor.

A direct shot in the feels. At high velocity.

Came here to post this (albeit a different photo).

Personally, I was hoping to see some antics like this:

Maybe I'm becoming an old fart...

Hovercraft: as it turns out, they go hella sideways.

Their faces when Robby bicycles it on the sharp left-hander... PRICELESS!

This weekend is the legen— wait for it—dary Rolex 24 at Daytona, and I'll be there covering it for Jalopnik.

Actually, the verbiage about data going to GM and insurance carriers is part of the On Star agreement that the vehicle owner signs.

Shit. This not what I like to hear about a route I drive routinely.