“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

FTW: Here is the brawl from Uganda’s parliament couple of days ago. Check this M.J’s spin move :)

I’m just going to say - I don’t care what’s motivating John McCain.

It’s hard to resist posting this one on every Trump related article. I’m still on my season end high, so fuck it...

Hope Hicks is giving me a Doug Stamper in a Wig Vibe.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

Similarly, people tore Hillary apart for her Wall Street speeches and attacked Ted Cruz because his wife worked at Goldman Sachs, but haven’t raised a peep about all of the GS alums in Trump’s Cabinet including his Treasury Secretary. It shows how disgustingly fake and disingenuous they are and why it’s not worth…

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Robe One?

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

Donald’s REPEAL/RREPLACE tweet is patently absurd. That’s not how healthcare works, dummy. It’s like a doctor saying I’m going to do open heart surgery now, but I’ll sew you up in a couple of months.

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

My favorite response to this story, from a Democratic Representative in Virginia:

Can I just say how much I love that one of the stories on the cover of Trump’s fake Time Magazine is about the dangers of global warming? Even your own fake magazine is against you!

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.