yeah this is like if Bill Cosby had a sitcom about drugging and raping women, then women came forward and said he drugged and raped them.

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

#theRealKhaleesi

I think we just did... :(

Sorry guys I got no jokes here. I hate this man so much. I want him to die and I want to piss on his grave. Oh and any Trumpie cultists who want to start shit can fuck off and die. You are all scum.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

I was afraid I wouldn’t get a chance to use this.

I’m partial to poonghazi.

why you shouldn’t root for the indians?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

He seems to be pulling from left and right, due primarily to people under 25 being idiots.

Damn, that’s good.

Not just lost $916 million, but lost it in 1995. It was smack in the middle of the longest extended boom in modern American History. We were fucking printing money in the 90's. Now we all know how that turned out, so had the loss been during the preceding or succeeding recessions, fine. But even I didn’t lose money on…

my worst Miss U.

The ripped to shreds social safety net would be gone. Abortion rights gone. Protection for the environment gone. Minimal protections against discrimination gone. And on and on and on.