JohnTChance
JohnTChance
JohnTChance

You seem like fun.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

I love this. The Lakers suck. Their coach sucks. One half of their owners suck. All their fans are like Danny Devito in Twins: the leftover shit. Fuck them. I’m happy.

For your future use, a longer version:

A guy waving a sign that read “JEWS OWN COMCAST + NBC” drifted by; the top portion of his sign suggested we all “GOOGLE IT!!!” At some point, he hastily manufactured and affixed a back portion to the sign, reading “SNL = JEW PRODUCER”

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

It’s basically the Producers with spray tan.

No, that would actually be James Garfield, who showed up at the Republican convention in 1880 as the campaign manager for Sherman, gave the nominating speech for him, and then wound up being nominated himself! And Garfield won the election, he became President, but was assassinated shortly thereafter. It’s a really

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.