As long as Ryan-McConnell control Congress, they’re untouchable and they know it.

There seems to be some disagreement on my political Twitter feed whether this is illegal, or impeachable, or whatever. It seems, yeah, at the end of the day, unless Ryan-McConnell gives enough of a shit, these guys are untouchable.

All you need to know is that they keep changing their stories, conveniently remembering when facts contradict them. First Sessions and now Junior.

Convinced now that Flynn has flipped and is singing to Mueller like Henry Hill on an end of the world coke bender.

The joint cybersecurity’s goal will be to get Trump re-elected in 2020.

‘Will be back on Saturday’...in time to tee off.

“Run for governor” and you, too, can go pick up Trump’s McDonald’s lunch order.

Yeah, saying it’s dementia lets him off the hook. He’s just an asshole. Always has been, always will be.

You know he had help. Probably Barron.

That Reddit user has quite a lot more to his credit than wrestling memes:

ISIS is laughing their ass off. They don’t even need to attack us anymore.

I’ll bet you they just picked “cyber bullying” out of a hat when she needed something to talk about.

For this guy and for this behavior. They love this shit.

To be paid in bitcoins.

The Breaking News would be if he didn’t.

Yeah, this article was kinda dopey. The sample size is just too small.

I was saying that about Ginsburg as soon as O got re-elected. It obviously wouldn’t have done any good in the last two years of his term.

You mean X:Men: Contractual Obligation?

Didn’t he have some violent temper tantrums with Kate Moss awhile back? I seem to remember him getting hauled out of a hotel by the cops.

Your explanation is utterly confused and nonsensical, yet still more logical than whatever Trump tweet vomits.