I can totally buy that Trump is seen by his inner circle as an ignorant loud mouth so they kept him out of the loop when they attempted to sell access to Russia, probably thinking they could cash in before the election because they didn’t think they’d win. That makes them guilty. The glory of this whole thing is that…

The same odds that Trump actually knew there was a military base in Qatar.

I don’t know about this. I could name Al Franken, Amy Klobuchar, Sherrod Brown, Adam Schiff, even Cory Booker as great candidates who could take down Trump. Are any of them Obama? Hell, no. He singlehandedly made the Dems relevant for 8 years, and that’s not going to change over night. But the bench isn’t as barren as…

......And all more qualified than Trump.

Snyder also was responsible for casting Gadot.

I have my issues with Snyder’s filmmaking (lots of issues) but credit where credit is due: He cast Gadot and that was seismic to the film’s success, probably as important as what another mediocre filmmaker - Chris Columbus - did with the casting of the first Harry Potter movie.

I must’ve hallucinated this interview Obama did...with O’Reilly.

I don’t believe for a second Trump has any idea what Article 5 is and that Bannon was the one who pulled that from the speech and President Ding Dong just read whatever the fuck was in front of him.

For all her shenanigans Miley has a pretty great voice.

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

Geez, is he that old? For some reason I thought he was younger than Trump.

New diseases. Climate refugees. Rising oceans. Sinking cities. But remember: Hillary was just as bad.

He doesn’t write that official Twitter, does he? I thought that was all done out of his office, like a lot of Obama’s were except the ones he signed.

The idea was so corrupt and inappropriate, even the Russians were like “we’ll pass”. Think about that.

Netflix kinda blows if you’re looking for feature films. They still seem to have classics like “Sunset Blvd” and “How to Steal A Million” on regular rotation, but library films clearly aren’t a priority for them anymore. I watch it now mostly for the occasional excellent documentary (like “Five Came Back”) and to…

Written by David Benioff, ironically.

Sadly, I sense that may have been Orange Julius’s plan all along, too.

I stopped reading when Bush called himself a “journalist”.

And yet the media continues to blow bang him because he can get through a speech without falling asleep.

Seems like it would’ve been worth going just to walk out.