The same odds that Trump actually knew there was a military base in Qatar.

I don’t know about this. I could name Al Franken, Amy Klobuchar, Sherrod Brown, Adam Schiff, even Cory Booker as great candidates who could take down Trump. Are any of them Obama? Hell, no. He singlehandedly made the Dems relevant for 8 years, and that’s not going to change over night. But the bench isn’t as barren as…

......And all more qualified than Trump.

I must’ve hallucinated this interview Obama did...with O’Reilly.

I don’t believe for a second Trump has any idea what Article 5 is and that Bannon was the one who pulled that from the speech and President Ding Dong just read whatever the fuck was in front of him.

For all her shenanigans Miley has a pretty great voice.

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

Geez, is he that old? For some reason I thought he was younger than Trump.

New diseases. Climate refugees. Rising oceans. Sinking cities. But remember: Hillary was just as bad.

He doesn’t write that official Twitter, does he? I thought that was all done out of his office, like a lot of Obama’s were except the ones he signed.

The idea was so corrupt and inappropriate, even the Russians were like “we’ll pass”. Think about that.

Netflix kinda blows if you’re looking for feature films. They still seem to have classics like “Sunset Blvd” and “How to Steal A Million” on regular rotation, but library films clearly aren’t a priority for them anymore. I watch it now mostly for the occasional excellent documentary (like “Five Came Back”) and to…

Sadly, I sense that may have been Orange Julius’s plan all along, too.

I stopped reading when Bush called himself a “journalist”.

And yet the media continues to blow bang him because he can get through a speech without falling asleep.

Seems like it would’ve been worth going just to walk out.

The “person of interest” is Jared, right? That’s what my political Twitter feed is saying.

It was so perfectly used in San Junipero, how could you not?

“he spent the first two months of Trump’s presidency trying to keep his distance from the White House and rejecting the thirsty advances of Trump,”

If he resigns, Pence will pardon him like Ford did Nixon.