JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts

Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

Please keep Logan in your thoughts.

But if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

I kind of prefer it symmetrical, but I did grow up with Playstations.

I believe that Penny Hardaway could’ve been Kobe with more assists if he’d stayed healthy and Shaq had stayed in Orlando.

I was a fan of Bregman playing for the Hooks and it looks like I’m gonna have to take a few more trips to Houston in the coming year.

So, how long until someone makes the 100 hour youtube video that’s just him saying “over and over and over and over and over and over and over...”

This article is insulting. Without the training my Political Science degree gave me there is no way I could have excelled at my chosen field. That field being bartending.

Tempted to write a script that continously emails him Ali quotes.

Baylor President Ken Starr will also be fired

I’m sorry, but I'm going to need some analytics to back up your argument.

Maybe I missed it, but where did he stereotype all white people? I don’t have a chance to listen to the audio right now but the transcript looks like he just said many white people dislike analytics just like many black people do because it has little, if anything, to do with race.

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

Who is the audience for these clowns? I’ve never understood the appeal. My only regret is that Bayless isn’t taking Screamin’ A with him. They are both like fingernails on a chalkboard.

I would pay to watch a reality show with Schilling and Dykstra. Holy shit. Off the rails crazy.

You can clearly see his mother on the first base side, giving him the sign...

I read the “ Take the All-NBA teams from 95-96 and this year and compare” and just shook my head. If someone can look at that team and think that players are better now, then there is really no point in having a discussion because you are starting from such a surreal point of view.

Putting Robert Horry on a show called The Jump is really inspired booking.

Is that what Clemson football is? A company? Because companies have to pay their workers actual cash money.

And I would say that 250K a year is a pretty damn good payday for a coach of a non-professional sports team at a public institution. So why is Dabo entitled to $5 million?