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Hayes’s car was hit moments before the fender-bender that precipitated the shooting, and that Hayes was pursuing the driver of that vehicle.

My buddy had a message from someone who a few years ago found his missing wallet and passport. You know, nothing too important.

If this was the sole requirement to be a Defensive End in the NFL, Michael Sam would have a job.

Despite all the hand-wringing, as a 45 yo Gen-X’er, I’ve found that the 20-something Millenials I personally know are all pretty hard-working young adults with their heads on straight. I’m in graduate school with “kids” young enough to be my own and, frankly, they seem to be more serious than I ever was at that age.

Gen X-ers are just pissed that millennial dudes somehow figured out a way to convince girls that blowjobs aren’t a big deal.

Those silly millennials, with their filthy sex, dating apps, hookup culture and ... early marriages? One of these things is not like the others.

Anyone who doesn’t have this Chrome extension installed is really missing out here.

You went out with him, right? I mean, a Samoa in a foreign land is worth a lot.

And in a related story, the Rio Olympic committee announced its revised Olympic mascot.

give it a chance. he doesn’t just swear, he also farts

Yeah, I tried that. Then my 3 year old hit our cat with a toy hammer while watching Tom and Jerry. We watch Disney Junior now.

you fell into the sarchasm

Yes. College football teams, especially teams like LSU, are funded by television deals, merchandising deals, and various other revenue streams. Coaches will get paid. But without active enrollment all the players are inelligble. Unless the NCAA steps in “for the good of the student-athlete” which translates to…

Somebody who was serious about this would have figured out a way to put it on their car’s actual spoiler.

Leadership Experience.

I heard you like your trucks to look like trucks, so I scouted you a Scout so you can truck when you truck.

To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…

Honestly, if I had the choice I would rather pay for GW's mistakes then live through them. Unfortunately I have to do both. WTF generation am I anyway (DOB = 1987)?