JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts

You have a mixture of old school insufferable dicks and bandwagon entitled asses. They like to pretend that they came up with the whole 12th man idea even though they have to pay Texas A&M to use that name. A name that Texas A&M will not be letting them use in the near future. Yeah. Seahawks fans are horrible. I wish

Fuck that. Have you ever actually met Cubs fans? They’re horrible. Let them suffer FOREVER!

Seahawks fans are horrible.

If she “gave permission”, then that would violate her settlement. If Deadspin posts something of public record, then that’s fine

All things not seafood at an upscale seafood place? I can see that.

God I love Fry’s. I wish my town had one, but am so glad that they don’t. I’d have the sweetest setup in living under an overpass history!

I’m an Astros fan, and when they went to the bullpen with a 3 run lead in the 7th, I was reeeeaaaalllly nervous.

A star-tac indestructible? hahahaha.

I miss Milo. My meditation used to be fishing while listening to him call games. Even after the 04 and 05 seasons when we were shitshow it was great.

It’s not like they faced one of the better pitchers in the AL or something...

They they were intended to be closed passenger vehicles with the capability of a truck. That is not what they are anymore. They’re nothing more than minivans now.

So you’re all for taking the Utility out of Sports utility Vehicles?

I’m pretty sure this god awful iteration for the MyCareer mode was so they could turn people off of it. In the future they won’t have to sink more resources into it. This year’s MyCareer is horrid, I finished my rookie season, which is roughly about 20 minutes of gameplay for about 2 hours of cut scenes, then turned

Seriously, I played through the whole story mode so I could get to my actual career. I Played one game, and quit because I can’t stand that damn nickname.

I was going to say Asshat

“And I’m looking right into the camera. Er, uh ... I mean ... am I?”

That’s amazing

I’m with you, but some asses out there think he needs to hustle more because the guy who has injured himself by running into walls chasing down fly balls doesn’t hustle enough...

Screw that! Bedroom towel rules! Step out of the bathroom into my bedroom, shut the bathroom door, turn around, and there’s a towel to finish drying off. If you live anywhere humid making sure you are completely dry in an air conditioned room that doesn’t have 300% humidity at the time can be a lifesaver.

Screw that. Badminton and table tennis are crazy entertaining.