JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts
JohnStocktonsShortsareShorterThanYourShorts

I'm in Corpus Christi. The percentages seem about right. UT pretty much owns South Texas. The only Aggie fans are A&M College Station alums and their family.

I've lived in South Texas for about 14 years. The UT fanbase dwarfs the Aggies here

You win. +1

I've been in South Texas since 2000. That is one of the greatest moments ever. The best was 2006, no one would even make eye contact with me.

I'll take Houston over Dallas any day. At least Houston has a little culture, even if they stole it. All Dallas has is strip malls and parking lots.

apartment living and salt water fishing. Have to rinse off your gear or it will get messed up quickly.

Genital Warts makes $64 an hour on the internet?

Have anymore more meaningless corporate buzzwords you'd like to throw out there to insult my intelligence with? How about synergy? Can you tell me how paying for friends promotes synergy in your field?

He could punch him, that's for sure. Then again, he's not a baby so maybe he can't.

Paying for a network of thousands? So you mean friends, right? You're paying for friends.

I heard the funeral service was amazing.

To the people who don't have to pay for friends?

You save money because they left out any type of culture!

Granted it's all mediocre when compared to where that food is actually from, you have a point. It's got mediocre food from all types of areas and cultures, but none of it's own local type of food, which I'm not sure what Houston's local cuisine actually is. I say this being from a shithole in South Louisiana and

Hunter Pence says "spoiler alert!" Before talking about the endings of the 6th sense and Fight Club.

Hunter Pence puts Ranch Dressing on his pizza.

Hunter Pence didn't eat your dish because he's gluten free

Hunter Pence uses speakerphone in crowded areas

Hunter Pence takes all of his pictures in portrait mode

Hunter Pence puts baby in the corner.