This is the correct answer.

This ranks above the possibility of flying cars

Rocket Bunny Prius?

Precisely in that order.

This just in from Ford Special Vehicle Team:

"It doesn't flippin' matter"

That's me!

Holy sweet buttery balls. That is perfect.

Ain't even mad

You mean Infiniti QX70 right?
(just trollin)

BMW E25 Turbo.
I win.

no live
only death when drive

Directions unclear, penis stuck in velocity stack.

Boring! You hear that? B o r i n g!

Right on the money.

My 2.7L I-4 Tacoma 4x4 loves Chevron 89 or 91, oddly performs worse on Shell 89 or 91

$3.30 here in Roseville for 91.

Nah, just ATRAC. ARB lockers are magical.

Better off buying a regular TRD/4x4/whatever Tacoma and spending money on ARB lockers, Pelfreybilt armor, and Icon suspension. That will give you a bonafide offroader...

Even though the Tacoma is absolutely fantastic (biased because I own one), I think the Hilux sold there equipped with appropriate modifications would be more trustworthy in those conditions.

Mabuhay!

Quick! Make a CAD version of it before it evaporates into nothing!

Why must all sketches be like this?