I’m seeing a lot of all-Caps.

“though conspiracy theorists will note the Rangers-colored markers”

Agreed. Nobody could do a song that is a complete parody of itself and make it completely kick ass like 2000ish Beck.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

that's connecticut

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

This is some Ghostbusters 2 shit right here.

I like big mumps and I cannot lie

It's amazing how a post about the Dodgers can make be so pissed about the Wilpons.

Jesus. Is Chappelle getting to be as good at predicting shit now as The Onion?

Did the Cardinals lose the right way?

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

Murray Hill is the worst neighborhood in Manhattan.

They give him the 6:30-6:50 shift when fatso gets done yelling at people for the day, then you have to wait through a terrible Nets, Devils or fuckawful college game (WITH interminable post-game shows), and finally, you get a couple of hours of good HUMOR and with the LAUGHTER and all of your calls and you know…

I can't find the comment—or maybe someone tweeted it—but whoever said his arms perpetually look like Michael Jordan's at the end of Space Jam was totally right.

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

Not blaming Beltran, but if the Mets win game 7, Endy Chavez's catch at the wall goes down as one of the greatest ever. Now it's forgotten.